Literature
l33t D0nn3
Pwn my heart, l33t God, for here, You,
You just Invite, Mediate, and cast Regen;
I can't gain levels unless You beat me, then
Summon, Capture, and break me with Bolt Two.
I am a n00b, 0\/\/nZ0r3d by teh 3v!l. All
My INT is your NPC, but it's been hacked,
Whenever it stands up for me it just gets smacked.
I'd give You my r00t, but there's a firewall.
I less than three You, and would You'd the same,
But I was pwned by Your enemy when I played his game.
So nerf him, frag him, disconnect our LAN,
And pwn me too, stick it to this man.
Unless I'm Your n00b, I'll never be free,
Or pure, unless Your biznatch you make me.